Sunday, June 29, 2008

Teen drives off top of Pikes Peak


A 17-year-old plunged his car off the summit of Pikes Peak this afternoon, in authorities said appeared to be a suicide attempt.

The teen's 1985 Nissan Maxima plunged more than 1,000 feet down the ravine strewn with boulders and skree. He pulled himself from the wreckage, but it took hours for local rescuers and military helicopters to make the daring rescue.

"We've had rain, we've had snow, we've had lightning popping around us all day," Steve Sperry, spokesman for El Paso County Search and Rescue, said by cellphone shortly after the teen-ager was lifted from the mountain by a Chinook helicopter, after a Blackhawk helicopter had been unsuccessful in the windy, high-altitude terrain.

He was taken to Memorial Hospital in Colorado Springs in stable condition, Sperry said. He would not identify the teen-ager except to say he was from Colorado.

Witnesses in the parking lot saw the teen's car plunge off the north side of the parking lot at about 1:15 p.m.

Police say the incident was a suicide attempt stemming from a relationship between the boy and his girlfriend that had recently ended.

Pikes Peak rises to 14,110 feet above sea level west of Colorado Springs. Called "America's Mountain," where the song "America the Beautiful" was inspired, the upper portion of the mountain is a federally designated historic landmark.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Best 90 seconds of 'There Will Be Blood'

Sprint Employee Sends Nude Photos to Customer's Phone

by Will Safer, posted Apr 25th 2008 at 10:15AM (from switched.com)



Customer service may have reached a new low at a Dayton, Ohio, Sprint store. In a lawsuite, a Sprint wireless customer claims that when she bought a new phone for her plan, she was courted via text and picture messages -- by the employee who sold her the device. He even sent nude photos of himself to the woman.

One problem: She's married, with kids, and says the, um, "romantic" advances were uninvited and certainly unwelcome. Another problem: the Sprint employee allegedly used his knowledge of the woman's cell phone number and plan in a way that certainly goes against Sprint policy. A third problem: the woman's service plan does not include picture messaging! We can only imagine the extra costs incurred each time the Sprint employee sent one of his revealing photos.

Now she's suing the employee and Sprint for more than $1 million, claiming emotional distress, loss of sleep, nervousness and more.

We're pretty sure this isn't what Sprint CEO Dan Hesse had in mind when he said he wanted to change the customer service culture of the company. [Source: Dayton Daily News]

Boy, ain't that the truth...

Darwinism at its finest

Spokane man accidentally shoots self in face

By The Associated Press

SPOKANE — Police say a man who was drinking with friends and playing with a handgun accidentally shot himself in the face in Spokane.

Police say when someone expressed concern about the gun early today, the man attempted to prove it was unloaded by pointing it at his face and pulling the trigger.

The 42-year-old Spokane man is in critical condition.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Golly Shucks


Golly shucks, I sure am glad this DB is here smiling at me, or I'd have been irritated about the fact that Sprint sucks. But he looks so nice and friendly, I think instead I'll just go have a lemonade, and skip some rope in the front yard. Jeezuz.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

James D. Brasher, Dead Man Walking

Norris

Brasher has pleaded guilty to stealing money from Chuck Norris' charity to teach martial arts to inner-city kids.

Let's break this down. He stole money from Chuck Norris. Automatic death penalty there. But he stole money from kids that Chuck Norris was trying to help? Here's what's going to happen. As quietly as a ninja, Chuck Norris will abduct Brasher from his prison cell, then hunt him on a private wildlife reserve. After inevitably sending Brasher to his maker, Norris will resurrect him and begin the cycle anew.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Shultz!

File photo: Chuck Norris is sick of your crap.

Bonding time with the kids...